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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR TEAM WON'T BE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL
10. LAST YEAR'S MASCOT IS THIS YEAR'S QUARTERBACK
9. PLAYERS BEATEN BY LOCAL TEENS IN HALFTIME "PUNT, PASS &
KICK"
8. INNER EAR CONDITION MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR STARTING
HALFBACK TO STAY BETWEEN SIDELINES
7. JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, THEY OFTEN PUNT ON FIRST DOWN
6. THEY'RE CONSTANTLY TAKING TME-OUTS TO CONSULT WITH
ROBERT SHAPIRO
5. MORE PLAYERS ON SMOKING SIDE OF BENCH THAN NON-
SMOKING
4. WHENEVER THEY MANAGE TO GET A FIST DOWN, THEY DUMP A
BUCKET OF GATORADE OVER THE HEAD COACH
3. PLAYERS CONSTANTLY ADDRESSING EACH OTHER AS
"GIRLFRIEND"
2. STARTING FULLBACK: RICHARD SIMMONS
1. INSTEAD OF HELMETS, TURBANS
Letterman, Monday September 5, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994